Friday, February 5, 2010

A Special Valentine's Day Gift

The Nipple Gamepad T-Shirt is now available, and just in time for Valentine's Day! So don't worry all you guys that have already purchased the diamond jewelry, sexy lingerie, flowers, candy and other presents. You still have time to return them and pick your lady up this swell gift that will be sure to please!

Gamers will appreciate the soft feel of the controller and how it fits so well in your hands. (Other size controllers are sold separately.) The buttons and joystick controls are very sensitive and use a delicate touch in order to get a greater response. Rough handling of the controls will inevitably lead to game over, but done correctly players have a good chance at getting to the next level. In fact, at the expert level, many even utilize licking, sucking, nibbling, twisting and gentle pulling on the controls to get maximum effect.

Gamers, who have been patiently waiting for this to be released for over 3 years, have been known to wait in line for them for up to 26 days, often enduring bouts of rain and high winds. The delay was caused by the product testing department which steadfastly refused to release it into production despite the lack of technical glitches and widespread demand.

There are a couple of nice features available with this product. First of all there are some great sound effects with this unit. Depending upon the intensity of the game, you will be sure to hear various levels of "Ooohs" and "Ahhhs" all the way up to a high-pitched moaning "mmmmmmmm yesssss!!!!!!!

Secondly, those that habitually play for an extended time period may notice that their hands might get red and tired. To help with this problem the manufacturer has supplied a small bottle of hand lotion with the product. In addition there is an optional vibrating rumble pack available for this unit. (Highly recommended!)

All you gamers go check it out and see if you've got the hand dexterity to master this product. Your girlfriends will love you for spending so much time with them! If, by some rare chance you don't have a girl of your own (as doubtful as that may seem), don't despair. Just ask your sister to play with you! I'm sure she would love to play a few games with her very special brother.

And don't forget that it also makes a great Mother's Day and Grandmother's Day gift too!

(Coming up later: Joystick Gamepad Boxer Shorts!)


  1. OMG! That was seriously perverted! Loved it! I can't wait for the Joystick Gamepad Boxer Shorts! One of the most creative posts I've read in a while!

  2. LMAO!! OMG!! That was fantastic! I love it. I totally want one of those t-shirts!!!! And def want the Joystick Gamepad Boxer Shorts for the hubs!!

  3. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA. That is hysterical.

  4. I'm with Eva, where's the joystick boxer shorts? HiLaRiOuS!!!

  5. Well....the boxer shorts?! (and if I can't find that shirt online, I'm taking that pic to a make-your-own, no shit)

  6. Forget the shirt, I'll take whats under it.

  7. It took me about 5 minutes before I realized that you had typed some words to this post...

  8. Well the t-shirt is for Father's Day, that's for sure.

    Now about those boxer shorts, how do I sign up?


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