Sunday, August 18, 2013
A Psycho's Lament, A Saturday Centus
“Miss Lohan, it pains me once again to see you in my courtroom facing yet another whole litany of civil disobedience charges. Since you are a celebrity I am going to release you with just a stern warning. However, you must abide by strict rules of conduct; otherwise I will have no choice but to place you under house arrest.”
"I don't think people should do anything to be popular. But maybe within reason they can step out of their comfort zones and do things to be more 'accessible'. Like taking drugs or drinking heavily to be cool. "
This is my literary contribution for week 174 of Jenny Matlock’s Saturday Centus.
That’s right, we’ve had 174 weeks of Saturday Centus so far.
That’s 174 weekly opportunities Jenny has given us to stretch out our imaginations and write something based upon her supplied prompts.
Like the Energizer Bunny, she keeps going and going and going…
I can never seem to keep up with her and all of her posts, but I definitely appreciate the Saturday Centus meme she does for us each week. It is that little cherished writing opportunity I have each week (time permitting) where I can indulge in a bit of fun and whimsy and let my freak flag fly. I am sure I speak for many when I say “Thank You, Jenny. You have given us all something unique and wonderful to look forward to each Saturday.”
Never one to have us Centusians adhere to a set formula each week, our dear Jenny has once again changed up the rules of the game to challenge us in a brand new way. Rather than assign us a prompt and have us use it as part of a greater 100-plus word story, Jenny has provided us the one word prompt, “Forbidden,” and directed us to NOT include it in our stories.
Rather we are to write a story that focuses on it, just without actually writing it. Oh, and we have to do it in EXACTLY 100 words. Bravo, Ms. Jenny!
You can visit Jenny's blog, off on my tangent, and share your own 100-word story or poem for the rest of us Centusians to enjoy by clicking on her button below.
Here is this week’s 100-word effort. I have entitled it:
A Psycho’s Lament
“Oh no, not that!” (Laughs)
“I’m afraid so.”
“Can I still defecate in the church fountain? Barbecue a beagle? Feed crack to a toddler?”
“That’s so unfair! How will I make headlines, then?”
“Try behaving normally.”
- Lindsay Lohan